Will drop some leaflets off ok hahaha... presumed you had bailed out of this death defying leap of faith, and were just content wearing your new size 44" eleasticated slacks from peacocks sale rack...
Will drop some leaflets off ok hahaha... presumed you had bailed out of this death defying leap of faith, and were just content wearing your new size 44" eleasticated slacks from peacocks sale rack...
A Massive Thank You to the people on here who sponsored me.
I have gone from 18 and a half stone of idiot to 15 and a half stone mentally insane.
As for the Jump................
It was the Longest Day of my life, a totally mind blowing experience being forced out of a plane 10,000 foot above the clouds being told the parachute will only open just before you hit the clouds. When the parachute opened it felt like your plums came past your ears and the bruise marks on my groin look like i am turning into purple aki!
When i landed i felt like the pope but had a mouthfull of grass it was lovely.
Would i do it again.............no fekkin chance!
Anybody who thinks it is worthy of a pound or two please pretty please go to
A Massive Thank You to the people on here who sponsored me.
I have gone from 18 and a half stone of idiot to 15 and a half stone mentally insane.
As for the Jump................
It was the Longest Day of my life, a totally mind blowing experience being forced out of a plane 10,000 foot above the clouds being told the parachute will only open just before you hit the clouds. When the parachute opened it felt like your plums came past your ears and the bruise marks on my groin look like i am turning into purple aki!
When i landed i felt like the pope but had a mouthfull of grass it was lovely.
Would i do it again.............no fekkin chance!
Anybody who thinks it is worthy of a pound or two please pretty please go to
I will sponsor you 
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