Anyone else after work experience? I've got a mountain of to sort out here .

Well, if G1 has problems lasting a week, I can offer him a couple of days sorting out my garden. The roses in particular need some close attention.....ideal for someone with a thick skin and used to little pricks.

And as a bonus, over cake and coffee, I'll explain how I funded my early retirement, by concentrating on the net profit rather than any willy waving turnover figures.

Carry on :0)

It's true though Bullseye.

When the Rhinos win naff all, all the tiresome out-of-townie tingley, mirfield, batley, brighouse & rastrick brass banded, south of the river aire miggy, hunslet and belle isle boiler kiddies and tiresome scrotes all thankfully bugger off as they have nothing of interest to contribute.

Meaningful and fun debate then flourishes

your very active for an october.in recent years you have scuttled away for several weeks after a leeds triumph.i can see you are making the most of a rare empty handed season.enjoy.

Unlike the posters who flounce off in a mega-strop vowing never to return eh?

Nice attempt at grooming me Billy but I've watched videos warning me about your sort.

OK, I can do Monday plus any day Wednesday to Friday.

I will PM you then with the details.

Is this something which is actually, seriously going to happen or is it just a joke with both playing along?

I'd be interested in how it turns out.

28th October - G1 joins gotcha's staff on a temporary basis
4th November - Company goes into administration

This should be fun - a fee earner actually doing a full days work? I've been in the legal industry for the past 10 years and I've yet to see this happen.

I think the real question we all need to know is does Gotcha's company employ enough midgets to keep G1 satisfied?

From the man who became invisible the week after Leeds beat the (guaranteed to be successful because they finish 5th) Saints, oh dear : D



G1 doing work experience, Gotcha being a world class businessman and Damo learning Finnish at college........yes flourishing indeed.

I had very low hope for this thread at the start. But "Gotcha gives G1 a job" may yet join the Disco Meltdown and Richie Spedding threads in folkore.

Splendid.

I too am loving the G1 & Gotcha work experience sub-plot to this thread, so please keep us all informed of progress!

Back on AP's original point though, are we not missing something important here... who exactly will have lost out on revenue, the club or the players? I know that secondary income from a CC & GF apperance, which would come the clubs way should not be sniffed at, but the biggest income would be the prize money surely? As prize money is not subject to salary cap restrictions then I would expect that GH would have given most of it to the players as bonus payments...

From my understanding the prize money for winning is little in comparison to the associated merchandise sales and TV rights.

If GH has budgeted for reaching a final of some description each year then he is foolish to say the least, which is why I honestly believe that the club will survive quite adequately without reaching a final as Da Sleeve aint no fool!

Being pedantic, not reaching finals doesn't really cost money. It just doesn't make money.

I would hope Mr Hethrington's business plans are a bit more sophisticated than some on here imply. If so, then the surplus may not be padded much this year, and maybe the odd small capital investment doesn't happen. I not, then the club wouldn't deserve to trade in the black.

Gotcha, what will be G1's main duties be? Do you envisage a Clinton/Lewinski type professional relationship?

Just to put a stop to this. I challenged whether Gareth had the cahoonas, and i am happy to accept that he does. Now it will remain with me and Gareth. I don't have an ego that needs massaging, so will remain tight lipped.

Sorry to dissapoint.

*clears throat*

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


That is all.

Actually, one last thing.


Worst. Thread. Ever.

I think G1 has played a blinder here. Lets face it, with all due respect, Gotcha's not the best on identifying people. G1 could send anyone in his stead.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRyDlVOE86UWell done G1...![/url

Mr Gotcha called my bluff and good upon him. I can confirm he, too, has ample sized sweetbreads. We have had discussions and, as Gotcha says, for now those discussions will remain confidential as any employer/employee or client/adviser relationship would.

Was good fun though.

To reiterate the point made earlier by a fellow poster;

Boooooooooooooooooooo

*high five*