I'm only a fan of coconuts when they come in pairs

I know a couple of posters on here with grand pairs

Wait a minute

In Amsterdam, I believe.

Hey Rock, I've never actually tasted one of your cakes, but I've often smelt what you're cooking!



(Shall I get my coat now or wait to see how the joke goes down first?!)

When I was doing driving instructing, a pupil who had just passed her test said to me to hang on a minute when I dropped her off. She came out of her house with a whopping 12 inch home made fresh cream victoria sponge!! I took it round to show my wife at her place of employment. I then went home made a mug of tea and ate half of it!! Didnt want it to go off now did I!

Some instructors get a bottle of something - me, just make me a cake! Now I no longer teach driving but drive a wagon. Currently delivering to a certain supermarket chain and there is nothing better than going onto the shop floor just before closing and grabbing a few cut price cakes so I dont get hungry.

My youngest daughter love making cakes - she regularly make them for her mates birthdays - I encourage her to practice regularly! When I find the lead I will post some pictures of her efforts - before they got eaten!

the best cakes.....moist ones

Just been to Morrisons and got myself a salad box for lunch. Thought it was far too healthy so had a browse in the cake section.

Got a Victoria Sponge (about 3" diameter) for 89p - bargain.

I want that cake!!!! Where can I get a "FYC" from?!!

Going off topic to chocolate bars....There is a new chocolate bar called The Big Race which is something to promote the Olympics I think, 3 for £1.20 in Tescos so thought I'd try it, bloody lovely!!! It is chocolate, wafer, chocolate creme and lumps of crunchy biscuit....yum!!!

I went pass this posh cake shop today in town. It must cost quite a lot to dine in they!

Hopefully I didn’t get caught on CCTV taking this picture..

Scouting out the best was to blow up a cake shop?

You’re (or someone else) going to have to pop in Olde Booths tearooms to take pictures of the gigantic cakes in they.

My cousin is setting up a cake stall in a market somewhere. She does lovely cakes!

I just bought loads of mini cakes from Tesco

FAO McF Lardy cake on-line: www.oxfordsbakery.co.uk/bread-boxes/bread-5/ I've also found an Elizabeth David recipe for Nothumberland lardy cake which must be the real thing: www.countrylife.co.uk/countrysid ... -cake.html

FAO McF Lardy cake on-line: www.oxfordsbakery.co.uk/bread-boxes/bread-5/ I've also found an Elizabeth David recipe for Nothumberland lardy cake which must be the real thing: www.countrylife.co.uk/countrysid ... -cake.html

Quote ="Old Feller"FAO McF Lardy cake on-line: www.oxfordsbakery.co.uk/bread-boxes/bread-5/'" That looks repulsive

Quote ="Old Feller"FAO McF Lardy cake on-line: www.oxfordsbakery.co.uk/bread-boxes/bread-5/'" That looks repulsive

Has anyone ever watched Matilda where the evil head mistress forces a kid to eat a big cake?

You can do it Bruce!

As much as I like cake, I'm sure that would work too!!

I once ate a whole box of Millie's cookies, and still to this day even the thought of a Millie's cookie makes me feel sick. Haven't eaten one since. Not sure I ever will!

Millie's Cookies (just one of them) are excellent for an instant sugar boost when a "quick look around" White Rose or Meadowhall turns into a five hour slog, but the sugar crash happens about five minutes later - which tells you everything you need to know about Millie's Cookies.

So, the big question....cake or tiffin?!

Cake every time - tiffin is cake for beginners.

Depends on what you mean by tiffin.
Given my age, cake every time.