What do i get my mates for his 21st?

I was looking at a bottle of 21 year old Whisky or something like but its a tad expensive!

Never bought any of my mates a birthday present.

Its a bit girlie is that isn't it ?

I bet he wraps it up and puts a bow on it and kisses on a gift tag too.

Buy him a pint and a packet of crisps.

Extremly girly. I'd probably never live it down if I bought one of my mates a birthday present!

'Awwww did yew buy him a pwessie? Awwww do yew fanci him? Awwww'

Or something to that effect.

I do, i wear my mum's lippy and put a kiss in his card.




Nah, we've always bought each other stuff since we were about 4 so why not continue. Last one me thinks though!

Ideas...

Get him a big bag of fook all

Awww have you done it since you were four? Awwww are you sweethearts? Awww was it love at first sight? Awwwww

Yeah, twas.

Sitting in a tree.

K I S S I N G

First comes a job...

I guess Ingerland soccerball team lost last night judging by some of the knee jerking on a certain posters facebook page

Yeah lost 2-1 but you knew that. Only saw 2 goals me Crouch & Benzema's. Missed the Apprentice aswell but the task looked rubbish from what I saw of it I saw who got fired aswell. I'm doing all my Xmas shopping today, getting it all out of the way while I can, I've left it late this year I usually do it at the start of October. Gonna treat mesen to some sushi after haven't been for ages. California rolls mmmmmm yummeh!

I didn`t bother watching the game I couldn`t be arrised

Then comes a rim

watched 10mins as nothing on, then switched over to a cookery program it was that bad

Hes a Leeds fan aswell!

I suppose that’s more respectable than a criminal. I’ll go with that one

I think I've said this before but I imagine you're exactly like Cleveland Jr Damo.



Reminds me of you everytime I watch that show.

Some would say that Carlos was a freedom fighter and only a criminal in the eyes of his enemies.

I absolutely f-cking hate Cheryl Cole with a desperate horrible disgusting pussfilled rage.

But she looks incredible in the new Will.I.Am video.

I'll be getting fake tan next..

You look like a white version of that Asian geek off Eastenders.

It's a good look.

Another over reaction from Jord on Bookface