Pipe down lad. Maybe I just drink too much of it.

Why drink on a night out when you can get adrenalin for free?

The minute I touch a pint the night goes downhill..

Just applied for X Factor 2010 as part of boyband LS6, stardom beckons.

Maybe you're a lightweight and you know it?

Maaaaaaaaaybe!

Oh and I have no answer for Damo's questions.

Not had Jager for ages.

Cos we can afford to

...Because we have jobs Damo.

So drinking in a club is some kind of status symbol now then rather than something to rush down when your mouth gets dry..

Feel free to keep wasting your money. I bet you two are a (not so much si) of Marlon Kings when your out!

Also where did my Rimswell village thread go?

I hate x factor.


But seeing as its you lot i will grudgingly have to support you.


dammit.

Good luck and enjoy yourself!

good luck but your probably too good for the show

Surley Damo is involved in your bid for stardom non?

Your version of Bez?

Or maybe doing a cheeky rap during the song?

I suppose that would depend on if he can play the maracas or not

I would honestly pay to see Damo as Bez.

Maybe he could do a video? or doesnt he work with props?

If he can handle a brick Im sure these wouldnt be too much of a problem.



I think he may look something like this

Damo spotted outside mecca bingo...







Only joking lad

I’m hoping to get a one man show up next year on stage. Need to get insurance and that sorted out though along with my health and safety pledge.

With you on stage no one would be safe!

The only times I’ve been on stage before is when I was dragged on by under arches for throwing funny shapes at they gig along with the head teacher accusing me of breaking into the school and humiliating me in front of the whole school Matilda style!

4000 down, 6000 to go.

Damo may be included in our venture, we may have him rap ala Miss Frank during the middle of our song.

A lad i know has been banned from the Academy for 6 weeks.

All he did was a tippleover and pulled his pants down

Coming to a business conference near you..



I’ve got 500 of the fookers to give out. I also secured free office space today. Damodances is on the rise.

WTF is it? Please explain...