If you'd rather not go than sit in a seat 30 feet away from your usual one then you have some very strong principles. Or OCD. Or both. It's a plastic seat on a concrete step. True story.

It has feelings.

It's a plastic seat on a concrete step with feelings.

Once you add feelings to the scenario it's a whole different matter.

You have feelings. You wouldn't want just [iANYBODY[/i sitting on your face would you?

True story.

Don't tell me how to live. Fascist.

There's a few people round here you wouldn't want to ask that question to.

(it's always more fun stood up, leaning up against a Dulux wall, I find)

You could probably create some interesting effects if the paint's wet. Something to talk about at dinner parties at least.

And give Banksy a run for his money as well.......

You may struggle with the subversive political tone, but I suppose it depends how limber you are....

Don't tell me though. Really.

Limber enough to mount anything that moved. Until I met Mrs BB of course (ommitting a couple of 'incidents' lets say)

Got 4 good seats together in North Stand on Saturday, about 10 metres from where I normally sit. As only two of us are ST holders presumably we have 2 belonging to other season ticket holders. They, if they are attending will also presumably get tickets close to where they normally sit. IMO, it only becomes a problem if too many ST holders take up the option to get an extra seat, as we did, leaving some without seats at all.

In any case, if the game had been played at Elland Road or elsewhere, I'd have been at least three and a half miles from my own seat, so I don't really see what the fuss is about.