Regarding the chin and the fit sister . Does that not also apply to another poster in the quickstart guide ?

i hate eccles cakes and mar lady keeps buying them

but

malted milk cow biscuits

Gav's chin is bigger than mine... by a considerable amount!!! Didnt know he had a fit sister though. Ill have a look

Has anyone warned the OP about Damo yet?

should we?

his mum is really fit. marks out of ten? i'll giver her one

For an older lass I probably would too

older as in my age then? she's not the only one on her to have a nice mum. a certain poster who spends a lot of time in france springs to mind

My Mum would eat you little boys alive.

And I don't have a big chin, it's a strong jawline.

Oh.

Is that certain posters mum on FB too? Ask WCR though about me and facebook. Probably more trouble than it's worth

i'm banned from facebook. don't ask why but it's to do with chocolate body paint, a girl from leeds and blue lingerie

I'm now on Facebook

My kids are mortified.

I just choked on air

its all about Twitter

i'm not kidding either. she lived very close to mr swiftcorn.
it's a long story but basically don't let your mrs have your password

that's a bit INXS isn't it?

My GF did... I changed it and she is now an ex. The order of events I just mentioned may not be in the correct sequence though

I'm also on Twitter

My kids don't know yet

always knew you were a twit. so did your mrs after the pond incident

Faulty nails is what the inquiry found.

Edited

Is he originally from Cas Vegas?

Sussexrhino, I think you'll have got the gist by now.

Thats Sam Buca II



I am funny, i made Gav lol twice in a day.

I agree with the rest of the analysis though and that Gav's mum is fit. I would.

No no, I'm just winding him up! He makes incest jokes at me because I'm from Cumbria all the time! He's a bully really!