I'd rather crush my foreskin between two tables full of razor blades whilst being b-tch whipped by a fat, mustached geek named Stavros than buy a Bergowse coat.

Loser.





Sorry, Mr Loser.

I post quality 5hit.

Wait 'til you get one of my special PM's.

Get away with what??????





It's all in the delivery.........

























.......much like that clip.

I’ve chucked fridges and cookers about to earn a ‘living’ before thanks.

You dress like one of those moshers I bet dont you?

Or one of those village idiots with their legging type pants that are hafway down there arris with their school pumps on?

No I'm crabcore actually.

The rainfall is Biblical outside.

It is in Wales too



So much for watching the Ryder cup

Pfft ! Soft sods

I've played golf in worse weather than that - I've played in snow and when half the course was actually under water not just waterlogged - it all just adds to the fun

Me too mate and I agree!!

The course was speacially built for the Ryder Cup on a slope in Wales in October and a bit of rain fecks everything up

My Aunts coming over from Australia today. She’s sure got an English welcome. I look forward to telling her how much England has changed.

First ever Saturday at work for me.

Moving offices and archive to a storage facility. Oh how fun it will be.

Do you get paid overtime? or any extra at all?

I've told the top dog i aren't getting outta bed for less that time & a half.

I think he got the point.

Good lad, so Tommorow you`ll either get a few extra quid or a P45!!

The greatest invention ever will be a device that allows us to live for free.

I have the honour of Damo liking 2 of my comments in 2 days.

Superb.

I have the honour of owning 2 Wigan "fans" for the last 18 months.

Quality

A bit of fun I’ve stolen from the sinbin…

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First of all I’d buy Coffee Caye Island that is located in the Belize. Its only going for $350,000! Then I’d just throw the mother of all partys and I’m sure I know how to do that..



Drink-wise I’d pay Ossett Brewery to do me ten thousand Barrels of there finest scrumpy cider because its my favourite drink in Leeds. For other people I’d just I have a word with whoever is in charge of the drinks at [url=http://www.normanbar.co.uk/drink/Norman Bar[/url in town and get them to order as much variety of drink for five million pounds to send out to Coffee Caye.

It’ll probably cost a lot in shipping all that but it’ll be worth the price I’m sure!



Food-wise I’d pay the staff at The Raj on Thornberry to come over and do the curry. I’d pay the Sandwich bar staff (at the end of the road from me) to do the sandwiches and butterfly buns. I’d pay the guys at the Wok (at the end of the road from me) to come over and do the rice and all the other stuff that they do. I’d also pay Pizza Biella (in Rodley) staff to come over and do the pizza’s.



Drug-wise I’d invite Howard Marks to get all the finest hash in the world to the island. I’ll have a word with Bang and see what he can get us as well from his old days. I’d probably have to pay some protection money to the Triads in order to keep any of the government off this island.

For music I’d just fly out as many DJ’s as I can from Goa in India. I’d probably hold some competition in the Yorkshire Evening post offering a flight over to the Island if you’re a funny dancer. Everyone can just sit they and watch them. We’ll be in our element.



I’d pay someone to scout the best Hooters staff in America to come over and party with us. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ueadDAnlMDr K[/url would also have to come over and sing a few tunes. I can’t forget to bring over some Harmonica and bagpipe players along to the party. I’d make sure that the whole island is silent so we can listen to the best instruments in the world play.



People can either sleep under the stars in sleeping bag or in Yurts that shall have lots of Japanese Sleeping Pods in them. For myself I’d get someone to come on the island to sculp a sandcastle for me to sleep in.

That’s what I’d do anyways..

What would you do?

Just had the worlds worst takeaway.

Ordered from Pizza Place for something different. It was awful

I told them to spit on it

Probably made it taste slightly better. I'd rather eat my sick than eat that again

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Those filipino boys are usually very accomodating and excellent value for money.