I'd tap Ashley Peacocks Mrs

I shudder at the thought of how pale that would be.

...be like two small polar bears

Talking of which, the [url=http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/200912032541/coronation-street/corrie-girls/calender-marsh/1/perfect Christmas present[/url.

Rosie on that calendar, WIN!

It'd be a bigger win if they were wearing less

What is it with lads following me about in clubs?

You sure it wasnt a gay bar?

Its cos you're famous now. What did you expect?

You not handling the pressure of fame very well lad?

You will have to learn now to tuun down 99% of the women that come close to you.
Oh I'm glad I'm not famous.

It was a bit of a celebrity bar. The guy with the glasses kept hugging me -



And fulfilled a life long dream of dancing with the kid from bad Santa -



Can’t have been a gay bar because it was in Leeds Uni..


A few people recognised me. Started shouting ALAN CARRR IS IN THE HOUSE O MY GOD. Word must of got round..


Not at all. I’ll have to go into rehab soon and suck on a kitkat hard.


Sometimes its far the best..



Just to add I do hope I don’t ever get too famous that people find out I post on here after a night out because this is the best part

Rick Moranis? Imagine that. I'd cream.

He was all over me literally. I’ve never been so scared in my life. Think in future I’ll take some holy water out to scare off attention. How your weekend going?

It wasn't actually him though was it? Just need to clear this up otherwise I'm going to collapse in a heap of anger.

Probably wasn’t but he looked so alike. Its like celebrity spotting in Leeds these days. I’d rather just pretend that it was them!

Yeah thats fine dude. Pretending is fine, I love Rick Moranis y'see. He's an 80s idol of mine. My weekend has been crap, I havent done anything, which is why i was about to cry in anger at missing Moranis in Leeds last night when I had absolutely naff all to do. I watched Jonny Ross, it was dross. I got cross. Going out tonight, if you can call it that, rocking the Dock all night. Drink beeeeer (Carling maybe?) eat stuff, talk stuff, do stuff, play stuff.

Eat McDonalds at 3am, cry, puke, call someone, tell them I love them, cry again, fall and go home.

All is good then. Must be cool to look like him though and have a friend who looks like the kid from bad Santa. Non of my mates have seen Bad Santa so they couldn’t understand why I was rolling on the floor in tears. Had to pick me up. He not bad for Friday nights in Johnny Ross is he?


Sounds like a good night out. Its all about what company your keeping really. I’ve had a dull time in Fab Café but an awesome time in Brudenel Social club and its suppose to be the other way round. I used to go in allllllll the time though and it got boring.

Not been in the dock for ages. I want to try it on the open deck in the summer. Bet its well ace

Thank god Im having a night out on Tuesday and next Saturday

I havent had a night out in over a week, im feeling it

make sure you go under one of the umbrellas

I used to get burnt to hell up there

oh and there usually a good helping of wasps to fight as well

FIGHT

Sounds horrible I might have to go in one of these -



If anyone gives me funny looks I’ll just tell them that I’m off to Fab Café later. That should help..

It isnt summer for about 15million years.

Go to the Dock on a Saturday Damo you'll see me fo sho. Behind the decks. Spinning some crazy White Snake.

Will pop round on a sat next year. I’m having my last night out on Friday so I can rest up for the hectic networking plans I’ve got going in the new year. People are going to dance me raggedy aren’t they?

You’ll have to invite me to do some Mcing on one of your djing nights if your still doing them?

Only an obnoxious amount of fried chicken will knock me out of this hangover.

Jager is the devil init.

Only to lightweights it is.