Oh, and when you find the urge to poke in the eye with a stick anyone who uses text speak on forums or in emails too overwhelming to resist.

U wht? Ur avin a laff aint ya? evri1 luvs txt spk init

I can't remember how much my jeans cost (my one and only pair). I think I paid in old money.

My clothe keep appearing every time my wife goes shopping. She seems to think that by spending a few extra euro on me, on top of what she's already spent I won't mind.

They were top of the range.

I never liked text speak, even when I was the target age. certainly not since predictive text made it redundant.

One pair of casual shoes? How do you co-ordinate?

Another sign is that your chest has now slipped thereby obscuring your view of your footwear so you don't care or need to coordinate.

Black goes with everything

I can remember when Leeds were sh17.

Harlequins at home?

Black Addidas Samba's go with all of my trousers that fit me at the moment and most of my shorts (which I tend to wear in winter as it's positivley tropical where I live now compared to West Yorkshire ).

But then you have different sized heels, different materials that the shoes are made out of, different details etc.

Danny, you've logged on as Emma again...

I can't. My memory is going as I get older, and as a consequence, I can't remember what it's like to not be the Champions.

It's great!

Danny has just got some very nice boots. I guess my 'shoe fetish' is rubbing off on him!

You're doing what to him??

Are we supposed to rearrange these words to form a rude sentence?

How very dare you!!!

god i dont ever want to get old,you sound like my grandad

Damn right.

You got the DVD Gav?

It's on the Christmas list.