Oh man golf is sooooo boring. It's almost as boring as all those boring Olympic events no one watches because they're too boring.

Par 3 comp starts on SSHD1 in 30 mins. Its got the 2010 Masters film on now.

Pffft Luke Donald will probably win the par 3 comp so there goes my tip for the week

You sound like Colin Montgomerie repeating his words and I claim my £5

I've liked him this week as a pundit. He sounds as good as Faldo does for NBC IMO. He's even smiling a lot

Aye he's not bad is Monty.

These American stations always seem to have a token posh English guy doing the golf for some reason, which is probably the only reason Faldo got his job because he is a shocking commentator and makes me cringe everytime he opens his trap



I would hate to think all Americans thought all us English spoke like him, we should send some scousers and geordies over

TBF we do!!!



Faldo's not that posh but put any Englishman (alright, not Brums, Geordies or scousers) next to an American and we all do. Spring break back in about 2000/2001 and I got friendly with these girls over there. They asked my to say something "typically English" because they had a cam corder and my god! When both our voices were on I sounded posh.

And how fun is it watching Nicklaus, Palmer and Player

Be honest that never happened did it, that sounds like a scene from some cheesy american chick flick?



If I ever say spiffing chap like that lady bottom Faldo does I hope whoever I'm with beats the hell out of me!



Yep, I though Player had aced that hole a few minutes ago, it would have been awesome

It honestly did. There's a reason these American cheesy teen movies are made

it was a good spring break too



Tom Watson nearly with an ace!

Did you understand a word KJ just said?




All I got was so far so good

I was too busy staring at Di Stewart

Well, you're just a massive perve arent you

Well I'm not watching this to stare at Colin Montgomerie

I just scared the cat shouting fir that Cink ball to drop.

Good call cant fault you!!! did you see her doing the preview show??

Spring break? Couple of american female students armed with a cam corder and a english bloke??

Mmmmmmmm I think I have seen this film before, but it was NOT a cheesy american chick flick.

This sounds like the start of a porn film!

I thought Luke donald would be a good bet for the tourniment, however he has just gone and won the par 3. No one has won the main event as well as the par 3

I think that Monty has done quite a good Job on the comentary vus far. Interesting to see how he goes.

Well... That just makes is sound seedy

Its not seedy mate. Its art.

Thats what seedy blokes usually say to make it sound unseedy.

You didnt need to say "seedy" just blokes. The Seedy bit comes with the role

Golf in 3D - surely that is a joke ????

No its the future!!!!!!