Oh for goodness sake! This pillock has been a pain in the proverbial for years, frequently causes some kind of disturbance, even if it's only by getting his fat arris in the way as he trots up and down the steps so many times that I wonder why he pays to watch a match that he misses most of. He harangues and challenges the stewards who are usually doing a great job (at last). If you arrive late BaldRick, you have to walk a few steps further round to avoid making the last minute 'pratt-stand' in front of folk who have been there for hours- so what?. He tries his best to provoke anyone who will bite, more often than not. I for one am fed up of hearing him, seeing him, especially shirtless, hearing about him and hearing others defending his objectionable behaviour 'when he's had a few'. There are a few things that bring this great game and club into disrepute and he's one! If you are one of Andy's 'mates' have a word or two......please! Preferably ending in 'off'!

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What happens if he doesn't speak Russian.

I can have a word . I can't guarantee it will result in a change in BFBB's behaviour , but I will have a word .
I had a word a couple of seasons ago when they were going to ban him for removing his shirt . It kinda worked . He mostly keeps it on at home games nowadays .
I reckon we could get most of the language problem sorted , but I won't be asking him to turn the volume down . I will offer my services as part of the plan to curb the foul language . I will stand on the step behind him (if the stewards let me in ) and slap his baldy head everytime he swears . Anyone brave enough to assist me in my efforts is more than welcome to step forward .
Any takers ?


Mirfield (Mark ? ) I'd Do Sam Tomkins ? ? ? ?

He might have tourettes though.

I think you missed the '-in' off the end of do. And no, not Mark. Want another try?

He's turned you down hasn't he?

Tourettes .

Maybe we have all got the wrong end of the stick , and we should be helping BFBB instead of berating him . I still think the slaps on the head will help the cause .

On a scale of one to ten ..One being a tap , ten being a Damo brick .... How hard should the slaps be? Should we have a poll ?

Well, I don't know this guy, how big and meaty is the head?

ten being a Damo brick - gets my vote

By "Damo brick" do we mean Damo folded into the shape of a brick and then thrown at this fella?

If so then I vote for this.

Hmm, got to be nearer the 10 end of the scale then.

I used to go to a farm with my old man when we were on holiday when we were kids, near Pickering. The farmer had a prize-winning bull (I forget the name - of farmer and bovine) which he was very fond of. Sweet little thing, about the size of an armoured personnel carrier. It used to like to be "tickled" between its eyes. The only trouble was, in order for the thing to feel the tickling, it was done with a lump hammer. Not too hard mind, but harder than you could reasonably be expected to do it with your knuckles.

The moral is that big, meaty, bony heads require tough love.

Damo brick it is.

Search 'damoleeds brick' on that tube thing if you are unsure about what a Damo brick is . A clue >>>

My mate's mate is going out with Damo's sister.

My mate asked me about Damo, i linked her to the brick.

You do know that brick was a fake.. I really should be an actor.

We know Damo, but others dont

I wonder where he will be seated on Saturday ? I ain't travelling down with them , so there is a good chance I might not have the pleasure of sitting near BFBB .
Somebody will be sat near him though . Should I find out where he is going to be sat ?

Yes, giving us enough time to purchase alternative tickets if need be.

if he's on the mini bus could be me

which means i'll see the game anytime he's not waving to barmy army

BFBB ain't travelling down on a bus .

I bet that is a relief for a few people .

Bagged a lift off Greenpeace?

Loz . Does that mean I ain't allowed to slap his head ? BFBB might be a protected species . Certainly one that Darwin would be interested in .

There's no moratorium on slapping whales. So long as you don't harpoon him (which is not really on in a public place anyway) you'll be fine.

Did anyone see BFBB at Wembley ?
I did , and he appeared to be behaving himself . See , I told you he ain't a bad lad . He even got a kiss from a lady wearing a police uniform . A real one , not a fancydress one .
He was next to the Bobby Moore statue for a while before the game .
I sneaked up behind him and slapped him squarely on the back of his big meaty bald head .
Not an action I would recommend anyone else attempting . It didn't half hurt when I got one in return .
Sorry (you know who you are ) , I really did think he was going down there on the train . Travel was supposed to be same arrangement as the previous week to the Quins game .
Were you actually sat next to him on the bus ?
I bet that was fun