I don't like the word 'yak' but it's probably the best word to describe Carlsberg.

YAK.

I work on many levels.

Yuk is better than yak. Use yuk often me. Carlsberg is pee pee. Only drink it on pound a pint nights that aren't pound a pint anymore.

None of that overpriced p*ss will pass my lips at Christmas or any other time!

Took the youngest to the Panto today and had a good time but she was gutted the xmas fair had gone from millenium square!

Drinking Carlsberg now. Trying to punish mesen.

I've stocked up our incredibly middle class 'wine fridge':

Dandelion & Burdock
Coke
Irn Bru
Some fizzy water to have with Christmas dinner.

You have my card marked sir, my favourite tipples, expecially a good vintage Irn Bru, I can get well blathered on Irn Bru.

What a good job we both live on Temperance Street now.

Today I venture south to Birmingham for our company christmas luncheon, all free, including the booze, tis only a shame that pubs do not serve Irn Bru on draught without tampering with it, adding alcohol and calling it an "alco-pop" for kiddies.

So Weetwood Hall

Free half bottle of vino with your meal which turned into a full bottle for me once i had the taste



Really good night, annoying quiz that interrupted you whilst you ate though. £3 a pint of Lager/Bitter and £3.15 for Guiness which I felt wasn't too bad.

Good music by the DJ and a good laugh with other parties that were in there. Hopefully more of the same next year

That's one of many things I like about Scotland - that every pub and restaurant sells Irn Bru. Truly civilised.

Mind you, I'm as high as a kite and can't sleep after a few cans. God knows what they put in it.

Freaks, the pair of you.


Girders, innit.

Have a good one guys.

It's been another great year to be a Loiner, and just another great year full stop.

I hope you all enjoy the holidays and have a great New Year.


Chris.

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I told you pink satin paisley would be your look

Am I the only one who doesn't feel remotely festive considering it's two days until the big day?

No lad but Im going to start drinking soon to see if that helps



Have a good one everyone

Best wishes everyone!

I've had a pretty class year all things considered, here's to Twenty10!

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Who drew Matts secret santa out of the hat this year ?

f'kin good luck to you

Could be worse you could get ull's answer to mikes carpets

I bet you did, I bet you did.

I take it everyone had a good christmas then

No, absolutely miserable from start to finish.

Not really but a

one

I had a few on christmas eve but non yesterday because I felt terrible but have had a few today.

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I had my mate Jack round on Christmas day, then he came with me to the game and I finally said ta-ra to him about 10:30 last night.

I’ve done enough drinking to last me until next Christmas.