I want to do a reconstruction edit/remix

Damo? Never mind Damo, I finish in a fortnight.

I started off temping here 7 years ago, and they've only just found me out!

The trouble I've found is that people aren't willing to give you "mundane" jobs, as they see my salary and experience and reason I'll be off as soon as I can.

So all you will do is extend the front 30 seconds out to 4 mins, delay the chorus, shorten the rhytym, up the bass and ruin the vocals.


When can you start?

slow down the vocals a little if quick, might go for some bassline trance sort of backing as thats becoming quite big...


looking good so far

It's a shame that a serious thread to help people find work has degenerated into the usual chit chat amongst friends.

I have experienced a similar problem when applying for basic admin jobs (which I would have been happy to do just to have something permanent) I was often told I was over qualified for the job

I thought it was going to be Rolf Harris.


Can you see Damo singing "the ladies on the harem of the court of king caractacus were just passing by"

Are you any good with numbers Damo? www.therhinos.co.uk/news/7749.php

Are you any good with numbers Damo? www.therhinos.co.uk/news/7749.php

Damo and Susan . The new Renee and Renato .

I can see it happening .
Nailed-on number one hit .

Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me

Darling I will love you endlessly
Even though you're far away from me
I can't forget the words I told you
How it felt to love and hold you
Love like ours will last eternally

Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me

Even though it's been so very long
The memory of our love still lingers on
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling sing for me our lovers song

Salva l'amore cara, salva l'amore
Le notte d'estate la luna l'estelle lassu
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Salva l'amore per Roma e per me

(La la-la la-la la-la la-la) io ti amo caro
(La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la) I love you
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling, sing for me our lover's song

Save your love my darling, save your love
(Oh you know that I will)
For summer nights with moon and stars above
(Oh I love you still)
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me



Now let's start modifying the lyrics for them .

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Quote ="Sibbs Rhinos":2as22yjwAre you any good with numbers Damo? www.therhinos.co.uk/news/7749.php'" :2as22yjw Next week, they'll be announcing the available post of 'website spell-checker'! ...JOP OPPORTUNITY!!:roll ...also someone on here should really go for it, try and find out what Danny Buderus is really earning!!

Get it done agent Damo

It is probably below him and his high standards!

The high standards your talking about are clearly just in your mind. If you look at my bedroom it is not even fit for a pig to reside in never mind myself. Just because I want something that’s permanent or at least longer than a few months isn’t high standards.

Anyways I’m currently recovering from a strained foot and no longer on Job Seekers Allowance. Moved onto the incapacity benefit which means I don’t have to go to a job centre or BEST!

Currently got around four MC’s wrote for my album and will probably get the rest done within the next few weeks. After that my Mcing career is over (probably is before it started anyways…)!

Just for those who are concerned about my highs standard of job picking I’ve applied to be a cleaner, retail assistant, warehouse person amongst other things.

I really hope your not serious about being given incapacity benefit for a sore foot, if so the system really has gone mad





Comments like I have read from you about being happy living on benefits sums things up for me and its people like you who shouldn't get the help if they are have that attitude the help should go to those who are willing to put in the effort and want to change there life rather than seeing it as something to joke about.

Sarah you're being a bit harsh here, I mean, would you employ Damo?

The poor lad is trying, he just isn't on a level playing field with the rest of us

I nearly threw up when I had to go back on the dole. My sister was in tears when she was threatened with the dole queue. Fortunately for her she found a job.

I’ve just got used to it rather than putting myself down about it all. Made the best about the situation because its not as bad as I though it originally was.

HTH

Then dont drop out of every chance your given like you have bragged about on here and take anything to change things, apply for agencies and you never know what doors it may open. Same if you had stayed in ASDA and put up with it rather than spitting your dummy out, carry on going to BEST and accepting the help offered - the more you do the better it looks on you and the more chance you have of finding something.

At Asda you get all your social life taken away and was made to work for peanuts when I could just sit at home getting the same thing. This was concluded with the uncertainty of employment at the end of it and could of just turned into another Mickey mouse experience. If I was still with the company who sent me to Asda I would have been cheap labour for a number of companies throughout Leeds by now.

BEST cooked up nothing but broken promises. The staff are completely clueless and made me wait to see a placement officer. I’ve never encountered such a lottery organisation in my life where its first come first serve. Even when I was first I had to wait so I knew I was wasting my time here.

Things got worse when I found out several are soon to complete their 13 weeks with no job. What does that say about BEST?

Like many other I’m fed up of uncertainty and want consistency. If I keep complaining at the rate I do hopefully someone will give me a job just to shut me up..

DAMO I worked at ASDA for 3 years, I know how it can be at times, but you get that with all jobs but at the end of the day its money, its getting to know knew people and more importantly its about self respect and dignity and those two things alone should be enough to battle on and see it as a positive chance be that for future work there or to have some positive experience to put on your CV which will automatically give you a better chance if applying for similar type jobs.

I have a fair few positive experiences on my CV..

You can never have enough.

Name: Damon Cooper

Experiences: 250 highly rated videos on Youtube
Organized a meeting at Leeds Rugby to falsly accuse people.
I have a fit sister

Did I get em all?

I think Damo should hold out for his lottery jackpot win as he's more chance of that than making a decent impression.

Quote ="Sibbs Rhinos"Are you any good with numbers Damo? www.therhinos.co.uk/news/7749.php'" I've applied for that, sounds right up my street. Need to get out of the Practice side of Accountancy if im honest.

Quote ="Sibbs Rhinos"Are you any good with numbers Damo? www.therhinos.co.uk/news/7749.php'" I've applied for that, sounds right up my street. Need to get out of the Practice side of Accountancy if im honest.