That's not a sign of getting older just a broader/better taste in music than a lot of that clubland whoop whoop cr@p you go on about.

I can't remember what the first signs of getting older were.

It was too long ago...

Thats not a sign of getting old.

Along with paying with your own money to get into a Girls Aloud gig, its a sign of turning into a girl.

You'll be getting hair extensions for christmas you big wuss.

You realise that most of the people you work with are young enough to be your son or daughter!

You don't have to be old to like Take That.....................just Gay.

You accidentaly flick onto an episode of "Time Team", and you are drawn in.

Uh-oh.

If you double your age, and think fecking hell, there's no chance of me reaching that!!!!

I'm always drawn in by it when theres nothing else on

That really gets on my wick!

God I must be old for my age

True dat.

That's not a sign that you're getting old.

That's the sign that you're becoming a lazy fat waster.

Sign number one was when I considered buying some £12 jeans from ASDA last week.

Sign number two was when I went ahead and bought them.

Sign number three was that when I tried them on I thought to myself 'Ooh, these are comfy'.

Sign number four was that when I looked in the mirror I thought they looked good.

The fifth and final sign is that I'm prepared to admit all this in public.

Long balls.

You fooking barsteward i've just had a coffee nose rinse!!

How rude!

It could of been worse considering the layer of skin that's burnt off the inside of my schnozz

There's another sign, not being able to drink without looking like a d*ck.

"Nurse rhinoms has spilt again!"

ooooh they're dear !

I bought some £6 jeans last year

My jeans are £8 from Primark.

WARNING

Imminent lapse into Monty Python's "Yorkshiremen" sketch likely.

I wore my jeans without a belt the other day and was not bothered.

I have grown a beard (or stopped shaving - I'm not sure which it is).

I no longer feel self concious about staring at women with huge breasts (I've finally realised that's why they were made).

I only have one pair of casual shoes.

I don't comb my hair anymore (and the twigs are just left there).

Ditto.

One pair of shoes for work/formal social occasions

One pair of trainers for just about everything else.

One pair of walking boots for when the bad weather kicks in

All purchased from TK Maxx.