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| Quote ="bootsy"Oh sorry tomorrow night haha just realised'"
If you contact G1 or Cala Millor Rhino on here, Im sure they will be able to inform you if your dancing matches the standards that are required... |
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| Quote ="Lawrie L"partly when I stared at that lass your line of "no chance" was used
anyway I thought you said the record producer line to Jord?!
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Well, to be fair, you didn't.
And the producer chat up line was to the room. It's not my fault you're all lacking in cojones.
Although none of them match "You is hot, you is meltin' my ice cream"
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| Quote ="Ski"Well, to be fair, you didn't.
And the producer chat up line was to the room. It's not my fault you're all lacking in cojones.
Although none of them match "You is hot, you is meltin' my ice cream"
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I see your chat up line and I raise you with:
"Ere love, come here and sit on my knee..." |
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| Quote ="Ski"Well, to be fair, you didn't.
And the producer chat up line was to the room. It's not my fault you're all lacking in cojones.
Although none of them match "You is hot, you is meltin' my ice cream"
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that lass who walked by was Premiership, compared to my Yorkshire Olds Sunday League Division 6 league stature |
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| Quote ="Wheels"I see your chat up line and I raise you with:
"Ere love, come here and sit on my knee..."'"
or my mate who went to two workmates on Saturday and his first words to them were...
"Wanna buy a lime?" |
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| Quote ="The 59 Sound"Doesn't match my "Have you got a spade? Coz I'm diggin you"
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I do need to see that in action
it sounds almost as good as the grasscutter dance |
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| Quote ="Lawrie L"I do need to see that in action
it sounds almost as good as the grasscutter dance
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My best ever chat up line was to a girl with roots showing...."How much did your mates pay you to dress like a tiger?"
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| Quote ="The 59 Sound"My best ever chat up line was to a girl with roots showing...."How much did your mates pay you to dress like a tiger?"
Needless to say it didn't work.'"
Ha.
I once saw my mate get sparked out in Liverpool after saying to a lass
"Have you got a collar and lead?"
"What do you mean?"
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| Quote ="#1leedsfan"Did you enjoy that woman groping you in OK???
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she was granny age
if she was younger....
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| Quote ="Lawrie L"she was granny age
if she was younger....
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She was in her 40's |
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| Quote ="#1leedsfan"She was in her 40's'"
and im in my 20s
no way! |
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| Quote ="#1leedsfan"She was in her 40's'"
Only place you used to be able to pull 40 year old women was Jumpin Jaks. Many a night was had in Jaks, night was always made better by spotting a MILF in leather trousers gyrating on a mock piano. |
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| Quote ="vb1981"Only place you used to be able to pull 40 year old women was Jumpin Jaks. Many a night was had in Jaks, night was always made better by spotting a MILF in leather trousers gyrating on a mock piano.'"
what #1leedsfan hasnt mentioned was she was considerably in the "Yours mate" ranking scale |
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| Quote ="Lawrie L"she was granny age
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but dear god'"
But you were dressed like a grandad, she thought you were the same age! |
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| Quote ="bootsy"Sorry ive only just come back on here you don't happen to know do you?'"
They start at 6.30! |
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| Quote ="Lawrie L"what #1leedsfan hasnt mentioned was she was considerably in the "Yours mate" ranking scale'"
Beggers can't be choosers. |
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| Quote ="Ski"What is more disturbing is the fact he seemed quite at ease with being "party boy'd" and being grinded on, by a boy, but wouldn't go use my "record producer" chat up line on that broad with nice rack in OK Karaoke.'"
Some of us actually are record producers and so don't need to use "record producer chat up lines".... |
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| Quote ="Phuzzy"Some of us actually are record producers and so don't need to use "record producer chat up lines"....
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Some of us produce our own records and do a better job than paying you lot |
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| Quote ="rhinoms"They start at 6.30!'"
Thank you  xx |
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| Quote ="Ski"Some of us produce our own records and do a better job than paying you lot
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