Me and Dom Joly have never been in the same room together but it doesn't mean that things aren’t going to change!

Damo, are your bin lids from the 1970s?

nope but the content under them bin lids are!

Are they Deidre Barlows leftovers?

Hank Marvin>>>>>Dominoes 2 for Tuesday = not Hank Marvin until Thursday



Cold pizza all day Tommorow

It’s a good way of enjoying food is starving yourself though. The stuff I’ve eaten when I’ve been hungry

Rip The Bill

Or you could have bought 5 pizza's from a normal Pizza place for the same price and had food til the end of the week

But then I wouldnt have been getting one for free









Anyway where do you get 5 pizzas for £13, Oxfam?

Just leave it to me

At least you will have christmas crackers to go with your pizza if Damo is on the case LFC

Goodfellas pizzas are a quid in Morrisons. You could have bought 13 and ate for 13 days. You just don't think do you?

The La Botega goodfellas are the best. Owt else by them is pants. Mind you morrisons own brand ham and pineapple......... now you speakin' my langa-wage.

My local kebab shop Munchies do a collection deal... Any 7 inch pizza, chips and a can of pepsi for 2.50

if ever I'm hungry and cba cooking that's where I go

I would rather cut off my own penis and chew on that than eat frozen pizza there sheeite

Thats abit steep. 11 inch pizza, chips, coleslaw (mmm) and a can for £4.50.

I love it when theres like 1000000 takeaways in the same vacinity, They all compete on prices. I think best i saw was one of the KFC stlyled takeaways next door to a KFC. 2 pieces of chicken, chips and a drink for £1.50!

Donner Kebab, Chips, Drink £1.99 in Headingley, good offers to be had!

Doner meat



Never have I ever thought about eating that rancid stuff, its disgusting looking and I can only imagine it tastes the same



I would rather never eat again

Its pretty taste once you la in chilli sauce.

Just had a Magnum cos it feels like summer. Yew!

Swarcliffe Rhinos bird is addicted to the stuff, only the stuff she eats is a radioactive red colour

Sweet and Sour sauce. Now that looks radioactive.

Yeah but we all know you don't have a willy.

Oh you lot have no sense of taste at all, so I’m going to give you all a little bit of education on where to get nice food, starting with my neck of the woods then working my way onto your neck of the woods and then central Leeds.

I shall start with the offerings that are at the end of my street -

[size=200The Sandwich Bar[/size


If you want the best sandwiches in the world then you’ve come to the right place. The Sandwich Bar is a local favourite because I’ve seen tinfoil roaming across the estate and its only this food outlet that wraps your sandwiches in the stuff. You don’t see wrappings roaming about from the other two sandwich shops nearby meaning people don’t really bother with the other two.

The customer service is so good in here I get a butterfly bun every year on my birthday for free

[size=200The Wok[/size


Another food outlet at the end of the road from where I am, only this one doesn’t do sandwiches. It does you the best rice and noodles in the area. Be sure to get a meal deal so you can dip spring rolls into ok sauce. There’s another Wok up Pudsey and I wouldn’t be surprised to see this place become a big franchise in the next ten years.

[size=200Pizza Biella[/size


This is the only place I’d have a pizza takeaway from in the local area. When I used to order here a lot I’d say hello and they’d put the phone down straight away because they knew what I wanted. Whilst the outside of the building looks like Rodley, I can promise you inside you’ll be introduced to one of the finest takeaway décors in Leeds

[size=200Olde Booths Tearooms[/size


When I’m up Pudsey to collect my dole this is the only place that I truce when it comes to ham sandwiches. The ham is proper thick and the bread is home mad. Inside this gem of a place your transported back to the 1940s which is always great. The place always reminds me of the Victoria woods sketch two soups for some reason..

I’d also trust this other sandwich shop that I haven’t tried yet!

[size=200The Weatherby Whaler[/size


This place makes me feel all nostalgic because I remember not eating in the school canteen once whilst at Pudsey Grangefield. In the end nearly everyone started going to this place meaning I’d have to come up with some excuse on why I need to leave early for lunch.

Its between Watherby Whaler and Royal Park Fisheries on which is the best chippy in Leeds..