Manchester football fans are mental. And should never be allowed out of Manchester. That is all.

Unicorn for the FC v Rovers and Saints vs Wigan games friday Jamie B?

Sounds like a plan kiddo.

She went shopping yesterday and guess what she forgot.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Not the MAYO?

Looks like someone’s making an effort to get rid of my new website!

I find it pretty hilarious how far people go to shut my opinion up TBH!

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Quote ="Damo-Leeds"Looks like someone’s making an effort to get rid of my new website! I find it pretty hilarious how far people go to shut my opinion up TBH!'" I got this when I clicked the link in your sig; DNS error occurred. Server cannot be found. Suggestion - visit suggested links: Sex, Drgs, Dole Hoodies Adults, Kids & Baby Sizes - £19.99 The Uk's Retro Hoodie Superstore. www.retrobay.co.uk - Sponsored Result

Quote ="Bang"I got this when I clicked the link in your sig; DNS error occurred. Server cannot be found. Suggestion - visit suggested links: Sex, Drgs, Dole Hoodies Adults, Kids & Baby Sizes - £19.99 The Uk's Retro Hoodie Superstore. www.retrobay.co.uk - Sponsored Result'" It's just getting sorted out!

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Whilst I agree with never letting them out of Manchester, you'd have to somehow get them all their first.

It would be easier to keep them all in London. More machester fans there than London

Just caught a glimps of the china golf open and at -3 under par someone called BANG

That, is quite brilliant

And I feel your pain over the mayo

Thanks bro. I'm in the right about this aren't I? I should stand my ground and wait till she gets the mayo?

If you have ever seen an American "comedy" called everybody loves raymond. They have a similar issue with a suitcase.

Never seen it. I've heard of it though obviously. We still don't have any mayonaise by the way. How many days has it been now? It feels like absolute months for me. I've never been so mayo-less.

You are within your rights to go and get it yourself and then charge her your expenses incurred in fetching it.

I'd suggest ordering a taxi to take you to the supermarket but ask the driver to take you to Scarborough for the day first, get receipts for everything, donkey rides, knickerbocker glories, the lot, and of course, the mayo.

I'm having mayo on my chips in ten minutes and I'll hold a minutes silence for you over the plate.

Tuborg.

Nuff said.

Just give heinz garlic mayo another go. Was excellent with a jacket spud. but didnt like with chips.

It's no Kingstone press

Bin to the Tuborg brewery in Copenhagen me, seen it being made, got the free samples and everything.

Do you know how Carlsberg/Tuborg got the elephant as their company logo ?

I do.