It's simple then.

Give away all your Leeds stuff as you don't qualify.

Ok . Anyone want a rather large collection of old shirts , programmes , scarves , hats etc ?
Should I call the printers and tell them to remove pictures of me from 'match of my life' and the 07 season review book ? How do I set about removing the evidence of my time as a glory hunter from footage of the GFs ?
Once I have done that I might go sit in my mate's garden and try and remember what it was like to sit near that spot and watch Bramley play in Bramley . He has a lovely house on the 'Fields' . Actualy HHT . Should his adress be changed because his house is situated on the roadside right in front of where the bookies was . It ain't actually built on what was the rugby ground . Same postcode , but not actually inside what was McF . There is a street sign outside his house that says McFs on it .. it really needs 'APPROACH' adding to it .

I will take all your Rhinos umbrellas mate if you like?

quit waffling on here and get the job done.

I got no team to follow . They moved one direction , and I moved in the opposite direction . They play in a different district of same PC (and share a ground with a team from a different PC) . My nearest team is Farnley Falcons , but I wasn't born near them , although there is a possibility I could qualify as St Mary's is LS12 .
oh how I wish everything in my life was as simple as which team I should support .
Umbrellas may make an appearance tomorrow . Still got a couple of empty seats if anyone needs a ride to Whitehaven ...HHT .. Want a lift there ?

Anything pre-1969 and I could do with shirt from the 'conga' game with the Carnegie sponsor instead of Tetley if you would be so kind?

I only got my old shirts . Pre '69 would be infant size stuff . I will have a look in the box though.

The club who you qualify for is Bramley.

I qualify, that's all you Monkeys need to know!
Only downside is that I've just found out my long lost father is quite high in the employment heirarchy of the odslum dwellers!

Evidence please.

You need more than my word? You are harsh.
Moor grange, LS16

Which hospital

Home.

Acceptable then. That makes 3 who qualify on this board.

Yehhh, we should get badges :-

"Genuine Leeds Fan"
and
"Bow down Bandwaggoners"

Not another Stuart Duffy love child......you may well have been conceived on the centre spot at Headingley.

Then not only do I pass the test, I own the test!!
Wha? There are more of us off-shoots running around?

Morley may be full of them.

Damn, well there goes my chances of getting 32 years worth of Xmas and birthday presents then!

I think off-shoots was a rather unfortunate choice of words

I was born in LGI (still not sure whether the old maternity hospital still existed then). Leeds were my nearest professional club to my home address, I've never taken the time to measure whether they were closest to the hospital or not, as I was only there a couple of days and to be honest I don't remember much about it.

Bramley were pretty close to where I was brought up (maybe a shade nearer as the crow flies than Leeds, I'd have to check if I could be bothered) but then there would have been the issue of crossing the river, and we would have regarded the idea of mingling with those dwelling south of the river as rather distasteful.

What was the postcode for McLaren Field (the ground, not the moderator)?

I'm LS8 and a Rhinos fan.
Sometimes go watch Milford play tho

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McLaren Field was LS13

When I was born the question would have been "whats a Post code" instead we used lovely descriptive terms I always liked writing to my Nana in Sunderland as the "Post code" was Durham County Palatine.

I need you to be more precise than that I'm afraid. There will likely only have been a few hundred yards difference between Headingley and McLaren Field, so I need exact postcodes to determine whether I'm a glory-hunting bandwaggoner or not.