I love Heinz garlic mayo. It's really good. We still don't have any mayonaise.

I shall give it another go just was too much garlic for my fish and chips!! will try it with something else.

Any update on the Mayo??

Had rice today from The Wok and it was lovely!

Just bog standard Rice?

I tried to make my own egg fried rice the other week didnt work out well. Just had rice with 2 fried eggs on top!

Had chicken and peppers in them. It was also sprinkled with OK sauce!

I'm a terrible cook as well. Can stir a good pot noodle up though!

Still no mayonaise. I walked past some on offer yesterday aswell. But it isn't my job to buy, she still forgot it she needs to still get it. I'm standing my ground on this one.

Had a similar incident with the missus a few years ago over Tommy sauce. Trouble was there was only me remembering it and getting wound up. She had completely forgotton all about it.

Tired today.

suffering

The missus has just gone to pick up her new car from Horsforth. I barely slept a bloody wink last night because she was so excited.

Grr.

What she got lad?

A white Peugeot 308cc GT150 with red leather. It's quite smart actually.

Mayonaise is disgusting. FACT

Does it come with a CHAV1 plate?

Nah, thats on my BRABUS Vito.

Sport X model no doubt.

You know how I roll playa.

Westside, cool-de-la, mutha!

BRAPPPPPPER

100 pages... classic Bangs banter barn

Everyone knows it takes a real man to eat mayo.

I made a right mess of tea yesterday. I told her that we're having chilli and I'll make it and it'll be ready when she gets home. I cooked the mince, put all the bits and bats in it, then added the sauce. Left it to cook for while, then went back in to check on it. Had a little taste of it and it was dead weird. Tried a bigger mouthful and still it tasted weird I thought 'WTF have I dun ere?' checked in the bin and I'd only gone and put sweet and sour sauce on it! I grabbed the wrong Homepride tin. We had chilli and sweet and sour sauces. Bloody mental aren't I? WHAT AM I LIKE!?

Anyway I binned the lot, got rid of all evidence and ordered a Chinese which landed just as she walked through the door. She was non the wiser. Untill she wants sweet and sour and realises it's gone. I'll have to buy another tin of it when I go shopping for mayonaise.

You should have served it up and then sat there and ate yours while she moaned on about how hers tasted weird while you sit there telling her yours is fine. Eventually you stand up and burst into tears and tell her how she's ruined the evening then storm out of the house and run down to the pub where you stay for the rest of the night boozing with your mates.

Treats when you get back, womanly treats...

...and cake, there has to be cake.

There speaketh the Master!

Missed a trick there didn't I!

Went to the cockpit on saturday Night bit of a dive! Gave me beer in a pastic cup which didnt impress me!! saw someone called Hannah Trigwell, who was releasing her first single, She was vey good, and very nice