Talking of money, I've just been listening to someone on television talking about how if your money savvy, you would hardly spend anything the next few years and invest it in several companies in the stock market, as there is tremendous value out there.

Hmmmm......................Think I'll just spend the money that I have instead of hoping that this country gets out of this mess.

I'll let the picture do the talking this time..

Oh.

I made a short poem about this thread

Bangs Banter Barn

This is what the banter barn is all about
All of us having a good laugh
Getting drunk and being a larger lout
So later on we’ll be singing on a cobbled path

Throwing darts at each others faces
Eating a lot of lime and popcorn
Thinking of where we can fart in so many different places
Then we get out tads stash of p***

*Lager

Being.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yplmbYdPu7o < I'm dancing to trance again!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yplmbYdPu7o < I'm dancing to trance again!

thats terrible trance

Not a critical trance fan like yourself so I wouldn't know!

nice new shirt that arrived this morning, cheers SS.com.

Seriously though you could catch me dancing to sacred harp music - www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQoIasyXQps

Seriously though you could catch me dancing to sacred harp music - www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQoIasyXQps

Me and Jord were talking about this the other night and both concluded if anyone would of won it it had to be you



Only other person who could of got that particular top was The Joker

Damo i did say a few weeks ago that you needed to freshen up your routine as it was getting stale.

I am happy to return to your ramblings as they have improved since said complaint.

Regards.

Jim.

As you were.

Was a wake up call TBH so thank you as well!

Decided to revamp my CV for todays visit to the job centre -

Mojo's Hairdressers (2008 - present)
Floor sweeper

After having my hair cut at the local hairdressers I often offer to sweep up the hair on floor to gain experience in cleaning. My ambition is to eventually serve tea in this establishment so then I can apply for jobs that involve serving guest in a restaurant.

The Wok Rice & Noodle Bar (2010)
Social Marketer

Facebook is a great way to advertise on where people should eat. After having a takeaway from The Wok I let everyone know how much I’ve enjoyed it. This encourages more people to purchase their food from The Wok.

Farsley Paper Shop (2009)
Shelf Stacker

After a clumsy customer knocked a few goods off the shelf I decided to help and put the items back where they belong. The shop keep at the time was so pleased with my help she gave me a 10p mix.

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Feedback Officer

I once got on a bus and had a great rapport with the bus driver. I decided to email his bosses and tell them what a star their had. Other times when I’ve had bad customer service I reported back to the bosses as well.

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Campaigner

Not too please with the local area I decided to write to my local MP to express my concerns. He was so impressed by my letter I was invited to join him in one of his surgeries.

What an afternoon I have had!

Got into Pudsey about 2:30 and decided to go to the library and write a daring letter. In this letter I included that I no longer bother look for work because I’m unemployable and always at the back of the queue when it comes to the employers choice of which candidate to pick. Also that I’m past caring whenever I get any welfare money or not because having £100 every two weeks isn’t all that different from having nothing. I’ve gone a week when I go without a takeaway and got through it!




Anyways I decided to revamp my CV exactly like the one above and surprisingly the job centre printed ten off for me. Where should I send these unserious CV’s?

Probably the best thing was I was given a blank postage paid envelope. Yup the unemployed no longer have to pay to use the mail services. On a positive note I’m off back to the job centre again on Monday to moan even more.



Thank goodness I’ve got the weekend to get over with first!

Good night that.

P*sshead

I wish





Swarcliffe Rhino however

My mate is currently travelling through delightful Asia and I decided to do him a small birthday video - www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGf8wA2fLIc

My mate is currently travelling through delightful Asia and I decided to do him a small birthday video - www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGf8wA2fLIc

Is it just me or is it quite warm

Pretty humid