It's on Saturday 29th January but you won't be taking part as you're off to Newcastle to try and get your end away!

Am I?! Didnt know that

Well you did tell someone that you expected to get two sexual encounters off two different women next weekend!

2??? Blimey I'll be a lucky boy

Multiple women weekends and spit roasts in Wales! It's a good job I take you with a pinch of salt or I'd be worried

love rumours about me, funny as

1. You have told both me, CP and Doorbell at least once that if any of us pulled in Cardiff you're going to join in and spit roast her.

2. You told me that you were seeing some Thai bird who you hadn't seen for years and that stuff was happening before she moved.

3. You told CP and Doorbell that you might get some off both her and Louise that weekend.

Now, you may well deny saying all of the above but at some point you have done. I don't know why you leave yourself open for ridicule by saying stuff that you think will sound impressive. There's no need lad!

Can I just have a say about something?

Doorbell is spreading too quick and it needs to stop




Oh, and are you 2 going to finally get it on in Cardiff? The tension in here is unbearable

as a joke yes



so that means im shagging her?!



come on lad I know my limits



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Cheeky bugger.

You're not somebody who can get away with that type of joke mate

Dont see you with Frankie Sandford on your arm

Says the guy with a self portrait as an avatar

Coz I iz massive innit?

It's your delivery, it's impossible to tell when you're joking or not

Think we would carry on as to who would be the bitch....

You will have to be the bitch as you've not had any in years and can't afford to be picky

Harrigan's just had a banging poo! Bloody stunk it did! He even took his laptop to the toilet with him he was there that long!

Surf and squat... its the now!

Harrigan? Who's he? Its Doorbell isn't it?

Oh.

I'm on one this morning.

(note to self - must empty)

I have made it onto BBC sport on transfer deadline day. I can now die a happy man.

Rastamouse is now following me on twitter. Made my day has that.

Bigups an ting!

Had an exciting day today me. Was meeting my sister in town to give her passport. Fate led us into The Three Legs and we got talking to this well ace bloke with his walking stick.

Apparently with his walking stick he could tell how many children we’d have and what they’d be. Basically he made us hold the walking stick for a minute. Then we passed it back to him and he stomped this stick on the ground. When it went up in the air it went either in a circle (for a girl) or in a line (for a boy). It the stick did nothing it was either no children or no more.

I must go into the three legs more. I’m definitely a more worldly experienced person after todays visit!