Mini cab??

Good Price!

For you my friend.... Muuuuuch cheapness.

I got an all round 4 mile walk tomorrow!

Thanks for the answer BramleyRhino .


And for those who think it is an act of laziness to get a taxi for a half-mile journey.. Would YOU like to walk it with a busted ankle ?


Thought not .

Hop it

Depends on the severity of the ankle

Are we talking bruising or breakage

Walk it off.

Your as bad as my PE teacher who told me to walk off a dislocated knee!

I had a PE teacher who helped one of our class walk off a dead leg, it was only when the screams got too loud that he agreed to call an ambulance - the lad had broken his leg.

Of course this was in the 1970's, he considered himself priviledged to have a broken leg, any talk of suing the teacher would have been greeted with roars of laughter from the courts.

i thought i just say i am a taxi driver in wigan.is this street in town and the taxi had to come a small distance to get 2 u because they will have a minium fare inside that particular distance.

Pah, soft lad...

Once had a taxi driver call me and my mate a pair of lazy barstewards for getting a taxi from the Gamecock to the Fernlea(rip) .He aslo asked how many beers my mate had had cos he fell out of the taxi and could barely walk to the Fernlea steps while I was paying the fare . He fell over twice between the car and the pub .

I had to explain that we had only had a couple of beers in the Gamey , and my mate is spastic . He walks worse than that without a drink or two .

BTW mate is a top lad and has been known to work occasionally for the Rhinos . He does the junior Rhinos discos and suchlike .
Anyone in need of a top class party DJ for weddings etc I can give you his number .

Joe Maxi's are bad man, I do use them often though cos they get me from A to B nice and quickly and are quite good.

To be honest i wouldnt walk through Bramley with ok ankles. Lol. I have a uniform and still hate walking through Bramley

Yup thats the uniform spot on. Lol. Those Intake lot can be awful.

Intake was a half-decent school when I went there .
But that was way back in the good old days of Charlie Gardener , when the teachers were allowed to discipline the pupils .
Back in those days there were very few kids that would dare to cause the disruption to classes that is so commonplace nowadays .
ANY even slight misdemeanor was dealt with swiftly and painfully . If the teacher that was taking the class couldn't handle you they would send you to another one who could .
I remember me and a mate were once sent on an errand by a teacher at dinner-time . This involved entering the school building . One of the teachers (metalwork , Mr Whitley ) was on corridor patrol . He stopped us and caned us both on both hands and sent us back outside . He never gave us a chance to explain why we were inside . Later in the day we were both called to Charlie's office and got caned again for failing to complete the errand .

Imagine that happening nowadays . Heads would roll .

I bet you wear pink.

Noooo.. not pinched anything off your washing line recently .

Don't have a washing line.

HTH

Would you claim for one on an expense account if you thought it wasn't stretching the rules too much ?

I couldn't risk it. I'm already claiming for a dryer.

so , why not put in a claim for a washing line ? Then you could claim for the pink clothes to hang on it . and the washing machine , soap powder , biscuits to nibble while you watch the cleaner you share with your brother do the washing , home entertainment system so you got music , a gardener to tidy around the washing line posts , a comfy massage chair to sit in while you watch him tipping hundreds of bags of manure on the garden . Tell him to be careful not to tip any in the moat/helipad/tennis court/swimming pool . Oops , almost forgot to mention that you will need to claim for a wheelbarrow/rake/shovel etc for him.. i could go on , but I think you getting the picture



By the way . Before you say you don't have a garden . Get a claim in for one of those too . May as well have yourself a mock-tudor mansion complete with a new portico in the garden while you are at it . Oooh , and you must get all that nasty wisteria removed , it looks horrible .