Quote ="LS16_Rhino"I’m a big fan of the independent film industry – if you ever get the opportunity, ‘Shaving Ryan’s Privates’ is a must see.'" try this one. i'm in it typecast as a bouncer/thug www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcwGJLBxqUY all filmed and should be ready to be shown at the indie section at cannes this year

Quote ="LS16_Rhino"I’m a big fan of the independent film industry – if you ever get the opportunity, ‘Shaving Ryan’s Privates’ is a must see.'" try this one. i'm in it typecast as a bouncer/thug www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcwGJLBxqUY all filmed and should be ready to be shown at the indie section at cannes this year

Quote ="tad rhino"try this one. i'm in it typecast as a bouncer/thug www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcwGJLBxqUY all filmed and should be ready to be shown at the indie section at cannes this year'" Is this one you?

Quote ="tad rhino"try this one. i'm in it typecast as a bouncer/thug www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcwGJLBxqUY all filmed and should be ready to be shown at the indie section at cannes this year'" Is this one you?

I watched The Firm earlier. Wish I didn't. Thought it would be different to the usual hooligan rubbish because it was set in the 80s. It wasn't. It was The Business mixed with Football Factory. I think Love can only do gangsta and hooligan films. Sharn't be bothering with anymore of his.

Watch the original version. It's got proper actors and loads of familiar UK TV faces, giving it lots 'Oh, it's that bloke!' value.

Still a right load of tosh in regard to how realistic it is though.

I bet its got Sam Kydd in it.

Every British film made between 1946 and 1980 had to have Sam Kydd in it, it was the law, sometimes he'd be just walking across the street in the background, usually dressed as a milkman, but he HAD to be in every film, EVERY film - look out for him, he's there.

There's a film out called "Chavs with Machetes". It's about a bunch of losers with big knives who think they're all in Braveheart (a film about drunken tartan chavs with swords fighting for their buss fare home). In the end they don't grow up, don't get jobs, don't have lives, and end up with liver cancer from too much Hoffmeister. Quite heartwarming really.

I have seen this film. It lacks realistic character development. If the director had given the actors more license to express the intrinsic inner turmoil brought about by machete based conflict on a Saturday teatime, I feel it would have resonated with a wider audience.
Either that, or they should have shipped crack with every DVD. That would have worked also.

Sounds immense.

Watching Transformers later.

You have my sincere sympathy.

Best film that no one has mentioned

all dogs go to heaven

I quite like it. Well certain bits of it. But not Megan Fox. I hate her.

I like Shia LaBeouf.... Not like that obviously... he's like a slightly uglier version of me.

You look like Neil from The Inbetweeners

Anyone seen shutter island, thought it was quite good i did!!

Haven't bothered with it yet. Keep meaning to though, I'm gonna get it today...probably.

Yep pretty good and a decent twist at the end.

I know its quite old but I watched This is England last night for the first time and thought it was pure dog shoite

It is. I'm just hoping the series is going to be better.

I know its rubbish isnt it.

I really liked it, thought there was some fantastic performances in that film


and 2006 isnt that "old"

I know mate but I dont watch films that often and I had assumed everyone else would have seen it.

I also watched Role models the night before and didnt think it was that funny!

yeah, bits ive seen of Role Models I wasnt keen

What about "Paul Blart-Mall cop"



Yeah that was terrible too..............