Quote ="El Diablo"Ah, the old "I-look-like-a-wazzock-so-I'll-pretend-I-was-just-fishing" gambit. Good choice.'"
This was going to be my next post but you beat me to it.
By the way, kudos on using the word "wazzock", can't remember that being used for some time on here.
Other underused words that could apply to the Hullian:
Pillock
Smeghead
Gliot (although Mark did use this the other day)
Scally
Cretin
PondScum
Bottom feeder
Oxygen thief
Mentally understaffed
Dimwit
Doilum