Quote ="rhinoms"To the Evita tune.
Don't cry to us Jonny Wilkin
the truth is you'll never beat us
All through your whinging and sad exsistance
Bailey kept on winning and laughing
So keep your distance!'"
Sorry to be picky... because I LOVE that, but the line in bold is supposed to fit to the same syllables as "I kept my promise", so that doesn't fit even slightly!
"Bail-ey kept laughing,
so keep your distance!"
or
"Bail-ey kept winning,
so keep your distance"
Or similar.
Fantastic effort!! I reckon we'd actually sing that!!