Quote ="El Diablo"A couple of hundred yards from where I was sat mate, with, if I'm not mistaken, a cup final to look at in the intervening space. Nobody around where I was sat seemed to notice, and both sets of fans were getting along just fine before and after everywhere I went.
I farted just before half time. In the Leeds end, top tier. Did you smell it?'"
Did you have garlic the night before?.........thought it was you.