Really though???

I think you, Auntie Mum and Uncle Dad given the choice would be straight over to Leeds if you could afford it. I will agree your beer is cheaper but your other outlandish statements are false. Ive been out in Warrington and for you to make the idiotic claim that your women are better

???? If your into women that wobble around the dancefloors of working mens clubs like lava lamps; Warringtons your place.

Unfortunately however for me Warrington is too much like a ham sandwich....In Bread!!!

Could be true, i've Just had a malaria vacination as i start a new job in kirkstall next week.

Better to be safe than sorry, that river Aire can be a bugger at times.

According to the Salford programme they no longer think it's an insect bite but a bruise that got infected.

So El D ..... ner, ner de, ner, ner.