As we are on Thursday, and I used the word "signed" (being past tense), this would suggest that I meant Monday just gone. I can't be d to work out what date it was for the sake of being pedantic.

Signed 2 year deal

Who with?

Cas, at moment out with shoulder problem. Don't think he will play again this season

He Requires a right good bumming mate

He certainly does my good man. I was thinking of attatching a rampant rabbit to the end of a pnuematic drill and using that. That will teach him, even if it doesn't it will certainly cause a fair amount of trauma to his arris!

That'll split him in two.