My brother normally comes and rescues me. If he can keep of the tail for more than half an hour. Up and down like the Assyrian empire, he is.

oi stop that big nose

always trying to push the boundaries

BIGUS DICKUS





now that was funny

I was blind but now i can seeeeeeeeeeeeawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww THUD!!

Don't you just hate it when you have finished giving your lass one, and you look down and see the soggy condom hanging off your knob. Especially when you weren't wearing one when it started?

... and then on closer inspection it turns out to be waaaay too big for you.

To be fair I don't think i would try it on. I think all that Southern air is getting to you mate!

You do women

i thought you was gay.............

Ladyboys......



Right thats it your five minutes are up.
Thankyou.

No it's not!

Yes there is

"People called Romanes they go the house"...?

As my Grandad once said to me "If it moves f**k it, if it doesn't move f**k it till it moves!". Right back on topic, your a smeg head.

Tish Tish.
Tiny insults from a "bloke"who bangs on about "bag piping" and asking anybody if they fancy a quick bum


I dont use the F**K it till it moves process,i use the pulse programme...or if its still warm

If its still warm?

Fussy git! I might go on about bummery, but at least I don't practice it on chickens!! I like this thread.

I like this thread too it will bring the bad side out of me

dont you practice on chickens because they put up a fight and you cant handle it

No, its more that I have moved on to Kangaroos. Its more fun trying to hang on!

If the rumour is true you give your best 15 seconds

to a kangaroo!

Nah, I save that for your lass!

Constructing an argument is very much like making love to a beautiful woman

Smooth tongue?

Christ,you met our lass too




As for you Railway,is that why she keeps coming in muttering to herself the words useless and somthing to do with a pencil


How many apple pies you done?