found him, lock this thread and get rid if you want... thank you

So, now that's been sorted out, here's a joke....

What's grey has four legs and a trunk?






A mouse going on holiday

A man charges into a bank wearing a ski mask and wielding a handgun...
He shouts "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his ski mask. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts "Did anybody else here see my face?"

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also

"Did anybody else see my face?" He shouts again, waving his gun around.

There is a silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a
distant corner.

"I think my wife caught a glimpse..."

World's best pun:

I was at Headingley the other day wondering why the cricket ball kept on getting bigger. Then it hit me.