Actually, they've offered to take a pay cut to join us!

Sheffield are a very professional organisation. They have already laid out the sleeping bags for us to start queueing for tickets for nest season's game.

That's if your clubs still around

If its not, we can always merge with another one, then start again.

Ooof - that's below the belt!

It wasn't a merger, it was a takeover.

Seriously, though, there are plenty of reasons why players would come to Sheffield - for starters Mark and the board are always clear and transparent when it comes to money. If they say a player will earn X, he will - rather than you'll earn X, but then we won't bother paying that. See what happened to Andy Henderson at Barrow.