Might be a tight fit.
I'll try it later and get back to you.

Straight into my top ten tips, this one.
With the sub-para, to never order fish and chips in a pub, they (in general) aren't equipped to cook 'em like a proper chip shop.(*)

(*) The only exception I have come across was The Rockingham Arms in Towton.

My now ex-bother in law used to tell me "never get married". What he should have said was "never marry your sister" - sound advice on many levels.

And, he's on his third marriage now.

Never eat seafood while travelling.

Never eat a McDonalds before getting on a plane to Singapore.

You can only p!ss with the cock you've got.

A former colleague of mine told me "never trust a man who wears grey shoes" and he was right!

You can talk to a man with a wooden leg, but you can't talk to one with a wooden head.

If you can't P155 up tall trees don't try running with the big dogs.

Those who don't do their paperwork properly end up with a dirty @rse.

Words of wisdom from an old boss of mine.

My favourite ones are are "you get what you pay for", "beggars can't be choosers" and "worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair, it keeps you busy but it doesn't get you anywhere".

Shiny shoes

Happy feet

I wouldn't have trusted [iThe Gray Man[/i (Albert Fish) either.

Invest in decent shoes and a decent bed.
When you're not in one, you're usually in the other.

Try not to fart in your local.

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Wise words I have educated my Brother in Law with;

"Sometimes say nothing"

1) Never eat anything that you can't pronounce.

2) When out on an all-day sesh, never drink anything with an ABV above 5 %, as this will mean you going hungry (see #1)

Never eat in a place that has pictures of the food outside or on the walls or windows ( a stylish, well lit photograph in a well put together leather bound menu is acceptable).

Absolutely.
In fact, I had intended to post something similar ... and somehow I thought I had.

Buy cheap, buy twice.

If it's free, it's probably not worth having.

If you haven't entered, it is unlikely you've won.

Life is not a rehearsal.

Never solve someones computer/phone/TV problem, you'll be their support desk for life.

Spot on.

In similar vein, choose restaurants with small menus – no establishment can cook 100 dishes properly. Learnt from reading Anthony Bourdain – and has never failed me.

Not strictly true, if you have been fitted with a suprapubic catheter you don't need your cock to with.

I did actually think that as an afterthought.



Don't trust blokes who pm you setting you up for a shag in a nearby locality. [size=50()[/size.

seriously? how the hell can you claim to follow that one?

Steady, I did ask for no politics, no religion.
Let's keep it light.
Ta.

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.

One should be willing to try most things in life except incest and folk dancing.

not 'good things come to those who wait'
but more like 'good things come to those who persist and don't give in'