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www.travelandleisure.com/article ... t-signs/14

You wouldn't want to share the same ward with this fellow www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-20805966

You wouldn't want to share the same ward with this fellow www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-20805966

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Makes you realise how far behind the NRL we are, and this is three years old.

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Gerard Hoffnung and his, [iThe Bricklayers Lament.[/i





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Going, Going, Gone, in 2012

[i'The Eagle Has Landed'.[/i

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Found the 'Darkened Cities' pretty cool: - thierrycohen.com/pages/work/starlights.html

Found the 'Darkened Cities' pretty cool: - thierrycohen.com/pages/work/starlights.html

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[url=http://deadspin.com/5971049/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-yearThings people shoved up or in various orifices in 2012[/url

[url=http://www.deardirtyamerica.com/2012/12/for-george-bush-on-his-deathbed-are.htmlFor George Bush On His Deathbed: Are heartwarming thoughts & prayers appropriate?[/url

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www.independent.co.uk/voices/com ... 34179.html

That's cleared all that up then.

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The Global Political Landscape explained....with cows!

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income
ROYAL BANK OF
SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very
attractive...

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Alex Jones vs Piers Morgan On Gun Control

Speaks for itself, ignoring the fact it's Piers Morgan of course.

If you've seen [iWaking Life[/i, Alex Jones is the guy that gives Wiley a lift in his car. Think this must be the first time I've seen him given the opportunity to speak on prime time TV. Might be the last too lol. www.inforwars.com for his website and not all of it is rubbish. I'm not sure he's driven by the Tea Party kind of ideology though, think he's more of a distrust of government i.e. that it's about power and control not democracy and the people.

If you've seen [iWaking Life[/i, Alex Jones is the guy that gives Wiley a lift in his car. Think this must be the first time I've seen him given the opportunity to speak on prime time TV. Might be the last too lol. www.inforwars.com for his website and not all of it is rubbish. I'm not sure he's driven by the Tea Party kind of ideology though, think he's more of a distrust of government i.e. that it's about power and control not democracy and the people.

I watched that live - absolutely hilarious. I don't like Piers Morgan but I love the fact he's winding up America's crackpots.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20959906

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20959906

Following on from the Alex Jones thing, here's something a bit more serious on it

Chris Hedges on Gun Rights, Obama's Empire, and Serious Revolt

on YT.

Sorry but John Holmes, sporting a semi, wouldn't hang that low

that's the worst bit hahaha

Thanks to Andy Wilson on twitter, The-10-Funniest-Newspaper-Retractions squaremile.com/speakeasy/10691/T ... tions.html

Thanks to Andy Wilson on twitter, The-10-Funniest-Newspaper-Retractions squaremile.com/speakeasy/10691/T ... tions.html