De Niro: [iYou have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.[/i

" I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear"

Or


Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

thats not a knife..... thats a knife -- crocodile dundee

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Delbert Grady: [iNo sir, YOU are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I ought to know: I've always been here.[/i

I am serious. And next time don't call me Shirley.

You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

Margaret White: They're all gonna laugh at you

[iCarrie (1976)[/i

Deep Throat to Bob Woodward: [iFollow the money. Always follow the money.[/i

[iYou mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f****d up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you ? I make you laugh, I’m here to f**kin’ amuse you ? What do you mean funny, funny how ? How am I funny ? [/i

Pale Rider.

Chris Penn as Josh La Hood- ''Heard you messed up some of my boys Preacher''
Clint Eastwood as The Preacher- ''Nothing Personal''
La Hood -''Yeah well I hope you don't take it personal when I tell you to get the hell out of Carbon Canyon''
Preacher- ''Well there's a lot of sinners around here,you wouldn't want me to leave before my work is done would you''?

Pesci putting the s up Mr Liotta.

A great scene:

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by n*ggers.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are n*ggers.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much f*ckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that n*gger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing
Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [laughing I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are n*ggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too
Clifford Worley

You can't fight in here, this is the war room.

Tara Fitzgerald (Gloria) and Ewan McGregor (Andy) in Brassed off:

TF. Do you want to come up for coffee?

EM. I don't like coffee

TF. I haven't got any.

"Just When I Think I'm Out, They Pull Me Back In."

Great line from the crappest film of the trilogy.
The first two were masterpieces.

''I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.''

"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat- cream there is not."

"He's fat, you're thin, and you're both ing ugly."

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All these moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain. Time to die.

Thats my family Kay, thats not me.

What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean?

The Mafia? I've 'em.

Erroll: Well, he don't like Colin. I mean, queers get right up his hooter, you know?
Harold: After what happened this morning, you'd have to find his hooter to get up it.
Erroll: Is something up with him, then?
Harold: Well, let's put it this way. Apart from his asshole being about fifty yards away from his brains, and the choirboys playing "'unt the thimble" with the rest of him, he ain't too happy


Pool Attendant: They kept it all incognito. They're gonna collect the body in an ice cream van.
Harold: There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.

I'm glad I found out in time just what a partnership with a pair of s like you would've been. A sleeping partner's one thing, but you're in a ing coma!


All from one of the best films of all time, The Long Good Friday

Jesus Christ! ..................... That's Jason Bourne.

or

What have the Romans ever done for us ?

or

Get away from her, YOU BITCH !

One for our very own [igreed is good[/i Sin Binners.



Blake: Glengarry Glen Ross.

[iThat watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you'd make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a sho!t. Good father? Fook you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you c0cksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If you're not gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.' These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fooking @rse because a loser is a loser.[/i

Then he goes and has his brother topped.

Car Rental Agent Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that f*cking dumb-a*s smile off your rosey, f*cking, cheeks! And you can give me a f*cking automobile: a f*cking Datsun, a f*cking Toyota, a f*cking Mustang, a f*cking Buick! Four f*cking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f*cking nowhere with f*cking keys to a f*cking car that isn't f*cking there. And I really didn't care to f*cking walk, down a f*cking highway, and across a f*cking runway to get back here to have you smile in my f*cking face. I want a ing car RIGHT F*CKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're f*cked!